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Respect Your Edlers: Don't be a Hejda

azirae:

sealcat:

Hi, nice Demitra! Oviously I Doughty anyone is going to enjoy this. And that’s Fehr. It’s a stupid post- Snow point to it really. I’ve Cros’d so many lines. But I Laich the puns. I’m just Hoffing a good time. And what the Helm? Doan get mad. Calm Downie. Don’t Toews me, bro and don’t be a Hejda, even if you are Eager for me to stop talking. You don’t have to Yelle at me cause you can’t Yandle the puns. My puns Arnott that brutal. Leave them Malone- some are Hullarious. All the Boyes and girls on the Streit think this post is dumb. They’re so Quick to judge. I Ott to stop Orr else I’ll start looking even weirder. These puns have got me stuck between Laraque and a hard place. I’ll just Getzlaf’d at, I know. I’m Perry sorry for making you read this but punning is just my Bizness. Don’t Messier with me. Everybody knows I’ve taken this Tootoo far. I’m just Sedin myself up for humiliation but that’s the Price I gotta pay. I may Havlat of bad puns, but I also got some Burriliant ones up my sleeve. Just so we’re Cleary, I know they aren’t Osgood as some others you’ve heard, so I’ll Staalp. But I’ll end on a Hinote: Listen up to Alex and respect your Edlers.

At first I thought this was addressed to a nice Demitra.

And then I got it and my world was changed forever…

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    AHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I FIND There is so much to add to this
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